The Hunger Games! My Review!
March 21st, 2012 by Dick
So, I saw The Hunger Games yesterday.
I got in, because I am one of the country’s LEADING bloggers, and because I’ve been hate-fucking a PR guy from Weinstein Company for about a year now. (Whenever I get steamed at the world, I call this little bottom boy up and ride him till I’m calm again…)
So, I’ll cute to the chase, It’s pretty fantastic. I have to admit – I never read the books. Why would I? My reading comprehension is pretty high, After all, look at my writing ability! But seriously, I don’t read kids books. I never read Twilight, I never read any of the Harry Potter stuff, and I didn’t know anything about Hunger Games till my nieces and gay friends started jabbering about it.
Soooo, anywho…It’s real real good. Great affects. Good acting. Fast moving plot. I will save the detailed blow-by-blow for Entertainment Weekly. Here are my sublte takes:
Elizabeth Banks will fuck your shit up: Banks, who I adore as Avery Jessup on 30 Rock, is incredible as some crazy-looking Hunger Games PR person. I didn’t recognize her at all. Not under the pounds of pancake make-up and glamour. Best transformation since The Iron Lady.
If your a chicken-hawk, this is the film for you: I have to admit, Ive already developed some new kinky fantasies around Peta and Gale (Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth). THEY ARE SMOKIN” HOT!
Lenny Kravitz!: WHO WAS BORN IN 1964 – LOOKS AMAZING. Unbelievable. He should be nominated for some kind of award. He looks like he is 24. I can’t!
The Fashions!: It’s not a good movie for the gays unless you have some hot fashions! And boy, does this flick have them. From the Appalachian chic of District 12, to the fabulous futuristic and retro-metro fashions of capital city, you will find several new looks for your spring line!
Wes Bentley And His Incredible Flaming Beard: Wes Bentley is one hot looking bastard to begin with…In this movie, he has some kind of super-hot flaming beard. Now normally, I’d find this to be awfully tool-ish. Like 5 Hour Energy or the Jersey Shore. But on Wes, it’s smoking…..
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