What did you do today? Did you lie on your couch, nursing an awful hang-over from yesterday’s Sunday Funday? Or, did you honor the Reverend Martin Luther King Jr. by volunteering or performing a day of service? Which?
Or, did you watch the GAYEST show on Earth? Cause gurrrllllll, President Barack Obama had the biggest, gayest inauguration EVER!
First off, he was the t first president to include the LGBTQ community in his inaugural address.Can you believe that?
Calling equality “the star that… guided our forebears through Seneca Falls, and Selma, and Stonewall,” Obama hammered away his dedication to LGBTQ rights:
It is now our generation’s task to carry on what those pioneers began. For our journey is not complete until our wives, our mothers, and daughters can earn a living equal to their efforts. Our journey is not complete until our gay brothers and sisters are treated like anyone else under the law – for if we are truly created equal, then surely the love we commit to one another must be equal as well.
Zounds! That is going to really get the conservative christians up into a complete tizzy!
The day’s faggotry also included performances by Beyonce and Kelly Clarkson! Now, my grandfather is CONVINCED that Beyonce is Obama’s sister, and I am convinced that Clarkson is a lesbian. Who is the small-mind there? To completely turn this into a Pride Day, members of the Gay and Lesbian Band Association will be marching in the Inaugural Parade! Yee-ha!
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