Loud and Queer

I’m Ascending!

August 14th, 2010 by Dick

Ready to Ascend?

You have to excuse me if their are a bit more mispelllings in this post then usual, but I’m writing from the back of a bus.

I wanted to update all you readers on this weekends’ fun faggotry. I’m off to America’s Gay Summer Capital: Fire Island Pines!

A few months ago, I was attending the International Blogger Symposium and Raw Bar in NYC. After spending hours talking about myself with some of the ugliest and fattest internet geeks in the country, I was simply to exhausted to prowl around the bars looking xor meat. Instead, I headed back to my hotel and GayLive Network-ed myself a fresh piece of Chelsea choice! Not only were we completely secually compatible, but we got along so well he invited me up for Ascension Party Weekend in the Pines!

So, after checking out the web and seeing that this was THE party to be at..I am planes, trains and automobiling it out to the Island. Us bloggers don’t make too much cash, so I’ve had to slash the transportation costs. Plus, I bought this darling little bathing suit and it cost me an arm and a leg.

Expect on Monday (or maybe Tuesday or Wednesday – you know how it goes…) to get a full REPORT from this party! Think of me as your DICK on the scene! I will spare no indignity or danger to bring you full details of the debauchery!