Loud and Queer

I am sure that like me, so me of you have a thing for men in uniform…

Imagine how hot the fire in my crotch became when I received these pics.

Apparently, they are of the Bergen County Sheriff’s Department….But, I can’t verify that since their website seems to be only about crime stuff.  The boring, non-SVU kind of crime too.  No sexy.

But, I found Sheriff Leo P. McGuire on Facebook, and while a handsome man – he doesn’t look like any of these fellows.

After endless hours of Googling my brain off…I can’t seem to find ANYTHING that verifies who, what, where, when and the how-long of these pics.   

I'm FALLING for you...

They could be fakes.

They could be images of an all gay Sheriff’s Department (I’m moving!), they could be a nice calendar shoot for horny soccer Moms in the Jersey area.  I dunno.  I give up!

The source who sent these pics is also completely useless.  Sent by a high school girlfriend of mine, she sent them along the “forward” trail, they came from another lonely housewife she gabs with on AOL. (Who uses AOL anymore?  Hello, dated!).  So, I turn to you dear readers…

Can anyone shed any light on this little mystery?

Who are these boys?

Why are they running around without shirts?

What is the best crime for me to commit in Bergen to get a chance to suckle on one of their nipples?

So, until we can find out the truth behind these pics – I am content to live in a fantasy world.  I will just imagine that Bergen County has hired the hottest fighting force this side of the X-Men.

Now, I’m off to set a new Honda Accord land-speed record on the New Jersey TurnPike. Are those sirens I hear?

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