Loud and Queer

Who Wants Gay Porn At Your Next Communion? Me!

April 4th, 2012 by Dick

Times are tough for our friends at the Holy Roman Church! They are constantly under attack! Pedophiles here, pedophiles there…. And now, when they are just barely keeping the kids from being gang raped at Sunday school – GAY PORN ATTACKS!

The Church has launched an investigation after an Irish priest ACCIDENTALLY played a slide show of gay porn to a group of parents who had come for a meeting about their children’s First Communion!

Father Martin McVeigh was setting up a PowerPoint presentation last week when the sexual images popped up on the computer.

“There were plenty of shocked faces,” one person at the meeting told the newspaper. “There’s a lot of parents very angry about it.”

Witnesses said that McVeigh quickly removed the hot’n juicy memory card from the computer and bolted from the room! LIKE A FLASH!

“He was visibly shaken and flustered,” the statement said, according to the Associated Press. “He gave no explanation or apology to the group and bolted out of the room. The coordinator and the teachers then continued with the presentation.”

McVeigh returned to the meeting 20 minutes later and told parents that children get lots of money for their Holy Communion and should consider giving some of it to the church. (I picture the parents were probably standing there in stunned silence with their jaws on the floor. Probably seriously thinking about heading down the street to the Presbytery…) According to the the snoops at the Associated Press, all the Mommies and Daddies present at the meeting were SLIGHTLY PEEVED – and many of them pulled their children from the First Communion program. Another coup for the Catholic Church!

On Monday, the head of the Church in Ireland, Cardinal Sean Brady, said McVeigh had no idea how the images got on the memory stick and was assisting with the investigation.

“The priest has stated that he had no knowledge of the offending imagery,” Brady said in a statement. “The archdiocese immediately sought the advice of the [Police Service of Northern Ireland\], who indicated that, on the basis of the evidence available, no crime had been committed.”

McVeigh reportedly said other church officials had access to the memory stick as well.

“I don’t know how it happened but I know what happened,” he said.

Editors Note: The picture above is NOT of any of the priests mentioned. But you kinda wish, don’t you.