How easily are you defined?
Do you fit into a simple box?
Are you a cookie-cutter kind of fellow? Easily charted, mapped, and monitored. Are you predictable and staid?
Or are you unique? Mysterious? Spontaneous? Undetermined?
Is your sexuality black or white? Not skin color, and not vanilla or kink – but are you the kind of guy who is just into guys? Or do you sometimes take a dip into the “lady-pond”.
Unsurprisingly, more and more boys are keeping their sexuality fluid. Bisexuals are on the rise – the next big generation of power-studs. “Why limit ourselves?” the kids cry! Why indeed.
We’ve even seen it here! Here on GAY Live Network! Have you noticed it? On our phone lines, more and more gentleman callers are identifying as STRAIGHT or BI! We know girl, we know! Honey, we listen to every one of those queeny cackles or husky voices. The numbers – and network – speaks for itself. People want pussy and penis. Period!
So, to meet this demand – the tech-boys (and girls!) here at GLN have given all our users a new option. First – before people flip out of their chair – let’s make sure you understand the definition of OPTION:
1. The act of choosing; choice. See Synonyms at choice.
2. The power or freedom to choose.
3. Something chosen or available as a choice.
4. An item or feature that may be chosen to replace or enhance another.
So, starting THIS WEEK, subscribers to Gay Live Network will now have the option of listening to – and having their profile listened to – by WOMEN. GASP! Yes, the OPTION. This means that:
It will not be automatic. You don’t have to do it.
You won’t be forced to. It’s a choice you can make or ignore.
Don’t get your panties in a bunch boys. You are still going to be able to have all the cock-gabbling dirty boy, naughty twink, hot daddy, beefy bear, sex-sex-sex you want – SANS WOMEN. But, in case you want to add that element into your stew, you can.
Its very Burger King…Have it your way. (And – I guess – Home of the Whopper! The metaphor works on so many levels.)
Catch you on the phone lines!
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