Loud and Queer

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How easily are you defined?

Do you fit into a simple box?

Are you a cookie-cutter kind of fellow? Easily charted, mapped, and monitored. Are you predictable and staid?

Or are you unique? Mysterious? Spontaneous? Undetermined?

Is your sexuality black or white?  Not skin color, and not vanilla or kink – but are you the kind of guy who is just into guys? Or do you sometimes take a dip into the “lady-pond”.

Unsurprisingly, more and more boys are keeping their sexuality fluid. Bisexuals are on the rise – the next big generation of power-studs. “Why limit ourselves?” the kids cry! Why indeed.

We’ve even seen it here! Here on GAY Live Network! Have you noticed it? On our phone lines, more and more gentleman callers are identifying as STRAIGHT or BI! We know girl, we know! Honey, we listen to every one of those queeny cackles or husky voices. The numbers – and network – speaks for itself.  People want pussy and penis. Period!

So, to meet this demand – the tech-boys (and girls!) here at GLN have given all our users a new option.  First – before people flip out of their chair – let’s make sure you understand the definition of OPTION:

1. The act of choosing; choice. See Synonyms at choice.

2. The power or freedom to choose.

3. Something chosen or available as a choice.

4. An item or feature that may be chosen to replace or enhance another.

So, starting THIS WEEK, subscribers to Gay Live Network will now have the option of listening to – and having their profile listened to – by WOMEN.  GASP!  Yes, the OPTION.   This means that:

It will not be automatic.                      You don’t have to do it.

You won’t be forced to.                        It’s a choice you can make or ignore.

Don’t get your panties in a bunch boys. You are still going to be able to have all the cock-gabbling dirty boy, naughty twink, hot daddy, beefy bear, sex-sex-sex you want – SANS WOMEN.  But, in case you want to add that element into your stew, you can.

Its very Burger King…Have it your way.  (And – I guess – Home of the Whopper! The metaphor works on so many levels.)

Catch you on the phone lines!

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The military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy will become history on Sept. 2! And my sweet little babies, boy are we going to party! I’m going to be hitting an event in my hometown of Philadelphia: HERE.

But for you, you can chug and dance and party it up in celebration in most American cities! Check out the  Servicemembers Legal Defense Network (SLDN) website for where you can get your military groove on….SLDN and other gay groups plan to hold celebrations across the country to signal the end of the 17-year-old (THAT long? My last boyfriend was barely that age!) policy that bans open service in the military by gays and lesbians.

But for active-duty gays and lesbians planning to celebrate, there are still plenty of do’s and don’ts to keep in mind.  Cause honey, their are still some small-minded bigots out there!

In a blog post Monday, the SLDN released guidelines on the types of parties gays in uniform may attend under Pentagon policy.

“Service members must remember that it is important to continue to obey the other rules and regulations that govern their conduct,” wrote David McKean, SLDN’s legal director. “Many service members want to attend these celebrations, and some might want to speak at them. The extent and type of participation will depend on the nature of the event as defined under military rules.”

So boys in the military, be careful! But normal civilians, get it going!  For example, in Austin – you can get FREE FOOD!  FREE FOOD! Who eats in the gay world though? Silverdale, WA is having a “Ask, Tell, Cheers!” Party! I’d come, but where the fuck is Silverdale? Meanwhile, in La-la-land, its always going down at the Abbey. (I’ve gone down at the Abbey)

We hear in the Gay Live Network family are so tickled that DADT is being repealed.  We adore our Servicemembers! We are honored for your commitment to our freedom and lives, thank you for your service and time, and are over-the-moon now that those of you who ARE gay – can server proudly and publicly!

How are you celebrating the holidays?

Cuddled up under the tree, unwrapping gifts with that special someone? Spreading your legs wide and making snow angels with a cute elf?  Or, are you going to be sitting alone in your jammies watching TV and stuffing your fat mouth with Christmas cookies?  Even if you are a swinging single, or headed out of town, you still won’t have any problem finding three (or more…) wise men!

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Our frisky little friends at the Gay Live Network want to help you have a ho-ho-ho-ish holiday.  They’ve come up with an amazing offer that is sure to stuff your stocking. Every new member gets 50% off the normal rate! Basically, they get 3 days for $4.99! Did you just fall out of your chair? I know I did! You can’t buy smokes for $4.99!

This promo starts TODAY and runs until 1/3.

So dive in my little reindeer!  Find a stud and take him under the mistletoe!

Meet McFly!  This boner-time band is from Britian.  The band consists of Tom Fletcher (lead vocals and guitar), Danny Jones (lead vocals and guitar), Dougie Poynter (backing vocals and bass guitar) and Harry Judd (drums).  The band rose to fame in the U.K. after fellow pop band Busted helped launch them by inviting them to tour in March 2004. And yes, the band’s name originates from the character Marty McFly from the Back to the Future trilogy.

While McFly’s popularity is still climbing here in the U.S. You might remember them from their appearance in tge film Just My Luck, starring Lindsay “Not A Cokehead”  Lohan and Chris Pine. The band played themselves in the film and released a US album, Just My Luck, which was also used as the film’s soundtrack.

The images you are about to see…Are SCORCHING hot.  Just BEYOND.  I’ve jerked off twice, called over three GayLiveNetwork tricks, and jumped my cleaning boy.  This is the cover and spread for an upcoming issue of the British magazine, Attitude. Attitude has a good rep beyond just queer niche, the magazine has gotten celebrity exclusive interviews from peeps like Madonna and that Harry Potter kid.  They also must have the ability to hypnotize straight boys into taking off their clothing.   Again, this outlandish behavior proves I need to get off my ass and take a European vacation.

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Where is his hand? Did he slam his willy in the drawer?  Also, I’d love to thank the photogs for making sure someone’s mouth is hanging wide-open in every single pic. Like they are begging to suck it.  (Sorry, I said this was intense)

I'd appreciate a bit more grab ass...

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I adore Autumn!  After a long, hot summer sweatin’ it all over the country, I’m more then ready for fall foliage and snappy sweaters.

Shane West

Fall is also NEW TV time!  This is when the networks roll-out their new shows.   As a television addict, I think it is important that we all be on the same page with what’s going to be hot and what’s going to be a big NOT.  So, I’ve spent some time reviewing all of the network’s fall schedules; and I think I’ve come up with some great pics for all of my GayLive Network friends…

Boardwalk Empire

Martin Scorsese produces (and directs the pilot of) the HBO show about Prohibition-era Atlantic City.  Atlantic City?!?!  (Man, New Jersey is getting a lot of play on television right now.)  This is an over-the-top gangster saga set in the Roaring Twenties, complete with amazing sets and fabulous costuming. A famous film auteur, gangsters, molls, high-balls, and gambling — I’m sold!

Premiere: HBO, September 19, 9 p.m. EST.

The Walking Dead
Zombies! Get your undead Zombies right here!  The ghouls are soooooo hot right now.There seems to be a lot of media with zombies out lately…Are zombies the new vampire? I am so sick of vampires.  No more freakin’ bloodsuckers.

Premiere: AMC, October 31, 10 p.m. EST.

Nikita
The remake stars Maggie Q as a rogue spy trying to take down a secret government agency that trains assassins, in this remake of a movie/tv show/movie.  Q leads an incredibly hot cast that features yummy Shane West (pictured). I heart Shane West.

Airs: The CW, Thursday, 9 p.m. EST .

The Event
Talk about vague!  The teaser commercials for this baby don’t give much away. But, those damn commercials have me teased so bad I’m ready to burst! This should be a big hit, m-a-y-b-e…This is really NBC’s contest to lose…They’ve got a lot of us conspiracy nuts chomping at the bit to see what this life-altering, super-secret, earth-shattering event is…With Lost and 24 over, many of us need a new groove…
Premiere: NBC, September 20, 9 p.m. EST.

No Ordinary Family
After a plane crash in the Amazon, a typical American family develops superpowers.  I’m in!

Premiere: ABC, September 28, 8 p.m. EST.

I am a big fan of horror movies.

One of my first boyfriends was the clerk at a small video/DVD rental place back in my hometown. He had dreams of being a movie director, specifically horror movies.  We watched every good, bad and ugly horror movie ever made.  From Dawn of the Dead to Maniac Cop.  I’ve seen them all.  I guess he hooked me on them for life.

Wow! You are flexible!

This weekend, I went with my current trick boyfriend soulmate life-partner paramour and I went to see the hot new screamfest:  The Last Exorcism.  I got in thanks to being a member of the “press’…Seriously! Someone from LionsGate thinks I am press! Free tickets, so who am I to complain!

The movie started out super-spooky, when a a message from director Eli Roth was shown. In his message, Roth pleaded with the audience to take to their Twitter accounts and spread the word. So while I don’t tweet or twat, I figured – I’ll tell all my GayLive Network friends all about it!

Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian, remember him from Saved by the Bell: The College Years) is a preacher man who  has become a sad and jaded fraud. He’s spent most of his life using religion to flim-flam people – usually performing exorcisms on people who really needed psychiatric care. In an attempt at redemption, he invites a documentary crew to follow him to his final exorcism. But when they get to the hick-tastic Sweetzer farm, imagine their delight in finding a big old Linda Blair style mess on their hands.
I found the movie pretty damn scary.  Demonic possession is not something I take lightly. Nor is an ingenue (Ashley Bell) impregnated by the Devil – that really shakes the shit out of me.  Still, the movie is NO Paranormal Activity (have you seen the trailer for the sequel?) or Blair Witch Project, but it is damn scary enough to keep you in your seat and snuggled up to your boyfriend. The ending, which you can catch HERE, is the real doozy – with the filmmakers  throwing everything at you in those last 15 minutes. I recommend it, and also suggest that you get a hunky date for it. You want to have someone to snuggle with during those bloody bits.

Also, they even throw in a kinda-cute gay charachter! Spoiler Warning: The gay doesn’t die.  Thank God.

Hi Loud & Queer Readers!

My name is Carter, I’m Dick’s intern.  Dick sent me a garbled text message this morning from Fire Island.  I’m not sure how I can explain it, so I’ll give you the direct quote:

“Dick no home right now, call back later…”

JUSTIN!

Yes, he SENT that to me.  I’m assuming he is still Ascending, so I’ve decided that this my chance at the big time and I’m going to write today’s blog installment!  Now, while I am a Fashion Design major at the Memphis Learning Annex, I have been mentored by Dick over the last several months in all things a gay blogger needs to know…So, here is my first blog post!  About my favorite musician!  Justin Bieber!

If your not a Bieber Baby, you might have missed this stunning news! Paramount Pictures, MTV Films, Insurge Pictures and Island Def Jam Music Group have jointly announced that director Jon M. Chu (“Step-Up 2: The Streets,” “Step-Up 3D,” The Legion of Extraordinary Dancers,) and the Magical Elves producing team of Jane Lipsitz and Dan Cutforth (Project Runway, Top Chef) will join forces to direct & produce  Justin’s feature film debut.  My heart is racing so fast! I am so excited!

Scooter Braun, Island Def Jam Music Group Chairman LA Reid, and Grammy winning singer Usher will produce the currently untitled film that will give fans around the world an exclusive VIP backstage pass into the life, loves, lusts, and lady-boys of Justin. OMG OMG!  To make this blockbuster even more busting – Paramount will release the movie in the U.S. on Valentine’s weekend 2011!  Will you be my Valentine, Justin?

“When I was approached about doing Justin’s film, I jumped at the opportunity to tell a story with honesty and heart.  Most people don’t know that his is a true underdog story, and I hope to tell it in a compelling, genuine way, using all source materials available to convey his tale of becoming an icon for this digital age.   This is the story of a new voice continuing the tradition of musicians that defined their generation,” said Director Jon M. Chu.

According to the PR flacks at Paramount – USC alum Chu has been at the helm of several  projects, including the sequel and latest installment of the popular “Step Up” dance franchise, and the #1 ranked original Hulu web-series The Legion of Extraordinary Dancers (The LXD) from Paramount Digital Entertainment.  I’ve never heard of any of these projects, but I know that Justin would ONLY work with the very BEST people.  And, I’m sure Chu is a really nice guy too.  Justin is so friendly, he wouldn’t let a douche do his movie….

Now, I have heard of Magical Elves.  Cause I am a total Project Runway and Top Chef junkie.  I think Tom Colicchio is soooo hot. Since the summer of 2001, Magical Elves has produced hit shows for NBC, Bravo, HBO, Showtime and Oxygen networks as well as produced the cult documentary “Air Guitar Nation”. Creators of some of the most watched reality TV in the last decade, Magical Elves currently has four shows on the air including  Top Chef and Work of Art, Showtime’s The Real L Word and Oxygen’s Dance Your Ass Off.

An Island Def Jam Music Group artist, Bieber is represented by manager Scooter Braun, Nick Styne at CAA and Aaron Rosenberg and Sean Marks at Myman Greenspan Fineman Fox & Light LLP. His first full studio release, My World 2.0, was released in March 2010 and has since achieved huge success; debuting at number one and certified platinum in just 2 months, the album remained number 1 on the charts for four-weeks. He has sold over 5 million albums worldwide to date.  He is my GOD!  My sweet baby-faced God!  Go Justin!

Ready to Ascend?

You have to excuse me if their are a bit more mispelllings in this post then usual, but I’m writing from the back of a bus.

I wanted to update all you readers on this weekends’ fun faggotry. I’m off to America’s Gay Summer Capital: Fire Island Pines!

A few months ago, I was attending the International Blogger Symposium and Raw Bar in NYC.  After spending hours talking about myself with some of the ugliest and fattest internet geeks in the country, I was simply to exhausted to prowl around the bars looking xor meat. Instead, I headed back to my hotel and GayLive Network-ed myself a fresh piece of Chelsea choice!  Not only were we completely secually compatible, but we got along so well he invited me up for Ascension Party Weekend in the Pines!

So, after checking out the web and seeing that this was THE party to be at..I am planes, trains and automobiling it out to the Island.  Us bloggers don’t make too much cash, so I’ve had to slash the transportation costs.  Plus, I bought this darling little bathing suit and it cost me an arm and a leg.

Expect on Monday (or maybe Tuesday or Wednesday – you know how it goes…) to get a full REPORT from this party!  Think of me as your DICK on the scene!  I will spare no indignity or danger to bring you full details of the debauchery!

If you are anything like me, you get weak in the knees and hard in the crotch every time the video vixens at GayLive Network release one of these smoking hot videos.  I won’t yap away too much, since a picture is worth a thousand words….That would mean, this video is worth a thousand volumes!

No video above?  No problem.  Click here and you’ll be magically transported away!