Loud and Queer

Now, for our second installment for our amazing behind-the-scenes, Boys In Briefs series!

This one has me totally GA-GA-GAY-GAY.  Tell me that you can honestly watch this video the whole way through without wanting to like your screen?  I think I shorted out my lap top dripping saliva on the keyboard!  Lord have mercy!

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For the millions of readers who dive into this site like I dive into a pork pie, you all might have known some small changes.

We’ve did a little tweaking to the site to make it more user-friendly.  We’ve dusted off some old knick-knacks and freshly painted some of the old

I want it now!

queens that were lying around…But most importantly, we’ve changed our name!

(Drum roll please……)

1800GayLive is now The GayLive Network!

GayLive Network is still the hottest phone service, where you can find gay, str8, curious and bi men of all types. No matter what the name, if you are looking for a tasty treat in a multitude of area codes, GayLive Network is here for you! ( I could go on, and on, and on…but go HERE for more deets…

Still not convinced? How about if these generous bitches give you a free trial?  Free?  FREE?  Did yoru ears just perk up?  Free love for FREE!  Put that wallet away for a moment, and go right HERE…

My fav feature is the SAMPLES!  You get to hear a little audio sneak-peek of what the dudes sound like on the GayLive Network. Check it out!  I guarantee one of those voices will twist your nuts a bit.

So hurry-hurry-super-scury over to the new GayLive Network website, and meet some MEAT!

I was recently at a Underwear Party on Fire Island.  There, I realized how sexy a boy is in a nice pair of briefs.  I mean, sure, a naked boy is also sexy – but their is something sexual and mysterious and sneaky and cozy and clean-cut but yet dirty as well as hot and nasty.

Sooooooooooo, imagine my delight when the geniuses at 1800GayLive trot out the first in a series of smoking underwear videos!  Woo-Hoo!

You can also CLICK HERE to see the video.

Here is something to take your mind off your hum-drum work day.  Watch our 1800GayLive models get themselves all gussied up and pretty!  Not that these hotties needed much work to be stunning!

If you can’t see the video above, click here.

I admit it, I’m a slut.

When it comes to boys, there aren’t few I wouldn’t sleep with! I love all types of guys. Have a penis? Then you are my type…

But, there is a special place in my heart for those “all-American” type of boys. Ohhhh, they just make my cold old heart melt.

So you can imagine how delighted I was to get this video of some behind-the-scenes shenanigans with our 1800GayLive Model Dallas!

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Isn’t he just adorable?  I could eat him up!  And the cutie actually USES 1800GayLive!  I’ve been on 24 hours a day now just trying to connect with him!

Suffering Sappho is it hot!

Like any randy Andy, I like the heat ’cause it means we all where a lot of less clothes. I’d be happy if the world was naked all the time. Even the ugly people.

But this weather is just scorching.  Many nights I sit on a pile of ice cubes to help mitigate my swamp ass.  Just gross.

So, here’s a little video treat to keep you cool – or heat you up more.  A splashy little 1800GayLive Pool Party!  Woo-hoo!

Or CLICK HERE if you can’t see it above…

Let’s get soaking wet!

Sometimes this job has some incredible perks.

Occasionally, I get to tag along with the rest of the 1800GayLive team on different marketing, advertising, or public relations jaunts.

For example, last month, I got to lurk in the shadows during 1800GayLive’s recent video/photo shoot!

Check out this little video of my dear dear dear friends Gavin and Hugo getting a little punchdrunk silly on the set.

Or click here for a Direct Link.

Stay tuned… There is much more to come!

Hey Kids!

It’s time for another segment of Ask Dick! Where one of our millions billions of readers writes to get my professional opinion on their g0-g0-gay lifestyle.

Flip Over!

Dear Dick,

I’m a 26 year-old male from Tulsa who has been dating the same guy for almost 3 years. The relationship has had its ups and downs, but we have generally been a great couple.  Since we first hooked-up (and yes, it was on a 1800GayLive line), I have been the top in the bedroom. He was a power-bottom. A great power bottom!  Before, I was pretty versatile – but we both got into a habit and it seemed to work for us.  Until recently…

About two months ago, my boyfriend informed me he wasn’t bottoming anymore.  Ever again.  It kind of came out of the blue.  We had been having some issues over our careers and other matters, but nothing serious.  He just kind of dropped it one night, and demanded I be the bottom.  I complied. It was fine, like I said, I have no problem with being a bottom, top, or totally versatile.

I figured that this would fade and we would alternate or what, but he has kept adamant. He’s not a bad top, but I actually kind of miss the intimacy we had when I was the top.  I don’t necessarily want to go back to always being the top – but I’d like it to be more fair.  Every opportunity we have had to talk about this has ended in a fight – and one of us sleeping on the couch.  He claims that I made him be a bottom for our entire relationship, and now it is my turn.  This isn’t true.  I used to ask him all the time to top me.  I even begged!  But, he always wanted to be the bottom.  So….

I don’t know what to do. I don’t think I will break-up with him over it, but it is bothering me. I love him, and want to figure out our sexual dynamics, but I’m not getting very far.  Any help is appreciated.

thanks,

topped out in tulsa

First off Tulsa, God bless you for being versatile. So few of us left in the world.

Secondly, I don’t think the problem is sexual dynamics.  You say that you were having problems, but don’t elaborate. Sometimes when the unspoken power in a relationship shifts, weird things happen.  Maybe you are now making more money then your spouse, have more friends, look buffer, or whatever – and maybe your boy is feeling some resentment or anger or jealousy over this… Maybe him being a top isn’t about sexual preference, but a deeper issue.  I’m no psychologist – but I’d say there is more to this then meets the cock.

My advice is to insist you guys talk about this…His refusal to discuss it seems indicative of a broader issue.  You need to gently press, and maybe talk to a counselor (who unlike me) is an actual expert in these matters.  Writing to some sleazy journalist at your favorite gay blog is an okay start – but actually addressing the problem, overcoming it, and moving on to being a happy couple is your goal.  To do that – you need some communication and counsel.  More then I can muster!

Now, on a dirty-side, I’m going to be in Tulsa in a few weeks…So if you to TOPS need a bottom boy, you know where to find me!

Good Golly Ms Molly, this party-boy is exhausted.

As I have detailed in previous blogs, me and the trannie team from 1800GayLive have been running around the country meeting’n greeting peeps in dozens of cities for Gay Pride. We mingle, drink, snap a few pics, take some video, dance a bit, drink a bit more, fondle shocked locals, and generally spread the good will and good times to as many good looking boys as possible.

This Is Why I LOVE Gay Pride

It has been a boatload of fun. But now that I am nearly 28, my old bones can’t take this much whoring.  Plus, it is dam hot in some of these cities!  The combination of these two issues has forced me to wear basically nothing while asking people if I can sit on their lap.  Yes, I know that sounds slutty….

This weekend, we are wrapping the whole she-bang up…Our team of power-bottoms is criss-crossing the country in a might gay gauntlet! Here’s were you can catch us:

June 26th:
Chicago, IL
New York, NY
San Francisco, CA
St. Petersburg, FL

Yup, we certainly saved the VERY VERY best for last.  I’ve already gassed up the Blackbird so I can jet across the country from Manhattan to the Windy City and then tumble right into the arms of the City By The Bay.  If you will be celebrating in any of those cities, be sure to come out and meet us!  See ya, bitches!

I was running around several PRIDE events this weekend with the 1-800 Gay Live gang, so forgive me if this post is a little spacey.  (The heat in Austin was JUST right, and I had a helluva good time…)

Today’s post is going to be about my new DREAM boyfriend:  Kellan Lutz! He is best known to all you of you for playing Emmet in the Twilight series!  He’s delicious!

Baywatch!

Here is my dreamboat Kellan.  This pic is very The Blue Lagoon.  I pretend he is naked in it and some prude cropped it. This is my favorite picture of him.  He looks like he smells like chlorine, which is a turn on for me….Reminds me of my years as the “naughty” lifeguard at Howard Johnson’s in Topeka.

Need a napkin?

Here is Kellan after he made a complete pig of himself atthe hot dog eating contest!   He put way to much ketchup on his hotdog!  Oh Kellan!

Express For Men never looked so good...

Here is Kellan all dressed up for my stupid sister’s wedding!  We went semi-formal, and than made out in front of my disapproving cousins!  Mwah!

Your stubble Tickles!

And finally, here is Kellan looking totally hip.  I think in this pic, we are on our way to meet some friends for Cosmos, then heading to see Sex And The City 2. (He thought it was anti-Muslim, I thought it was a delightful and fashionable romp!)

Isn’t Kellan just adorable?  Feel free to spend the entire afternoon Googling your brains out looking for more cute pics of him – then send them to me!