Loud and Queer

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I watched The Road tonight and really didn’t like it. It was dark, depressing and dismal. I love a good post-apocalyptic father/son road trip as much as the next guy, but this movie was NOT the holiday fair I was looking for…

To get the serious shadows out of my brain from watching this movie I channel surfed and wound up on the reality show Saved By The Baby of the terminally cute Mario Lopez. Lopez will always be A.C. Slater to me.  I used to wank off watching him and Zac Morris on Saved By The Bell.  I would imagine I was Jesse Spano and they were double-teaming me.

Anywho, the topic of the show was the circumcision (or not) of his baby should it be a boy when it’s born. Mario was against the chop-chop because he was uncircumcised and thought it everything was well enough left alone.

I was a little jolted by his admission. I really have never heard anyone on television discuss whether they were cut or uncut. Never!  Now I have this image of Mario’s pee-pee with a hood. Yow! Either way I’d still have him.

I have never really cared about whether a guy was hooded or hoodless as long as it worked.

I am a big fan of horror movies.

One of my first boyfriends was the clerk at a small video/DVD rental place back in my hometown. He had dreams of being a movie director, specifically horror movies.  We watched every good, bad and ugly horror movie ever made.  From Dawn of the Dead to Maniac Cop.  I’ve seen them all.  I guess he hooked me on them for life.

Wow! You are flexible!

This weekend, I went with my current trick boyfriend soulmate life-partner paramour and I went to see the hot new screamfest:  The Last Exorcism.  I got in thanks to being a member of the “press’…Seriously! Someone from LionsGate thinks I am press! Free tickets, so who am I to complain!

The movie started out super-spooky, when a a message from director Eli Roth was shown. In his message, Roth pleaded with the audience to take to their Twitter accounts and spread the word. So while I don’t tweet or twat, I figured – I’ll tell all my GayLive Network friends all about it!

Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian, remember him from Saved by the Bell: The College Years) is a preacher man who  has become a sad and jaded fraud. He’s spent most of his life using religion to flim-flam people – usually performing exorcisms on people who really needed psychiatric care. In an attempt at redemption, he invites a documentary crew to follow him to his final exorcism. But when they get to the hick-tastic Sweetzer farm, imagine their delight in finding a big old Linda Blair style mess on their hands.
I found the movie pretty damn scary.  Demonic possession is not something I take lightly. Nor is an ingenue (Ashley Bell) impregnated by the Devil – that really shakes the shit out of me.  Still, the movie is NO Paranormal Activity (have you seen the trailer for the sequel?) or Blair Witch Project, but it is damn scary enough to keep you in your seat and snuggled up to your boyfriend. The ending, which you can catch HERE, is the real doozy – with the filmmakers  throwing everything at you in those last 15 minutes. I recommend it, and also suggest that you get a hunky date for it. You want to have someone to snuggle with during those bloody bits.

Also, they even throw in a kinda-cute gay charachter! Spoiler Warning: The gay doesn’t die.  Thank God.