Those of you who frequent the gay pubs know this factoid to be totally true. Frankly, I’ve seen this phenomenon in action at every single social gathering I’ve attended, ever. The ones that involve alcohol, that is. Which is most of them. At least, the ones I attend. Who goes to a social event without booze? Where is the fun in that?
Interestingly, only 3 percent of women think drunk men are attractive. No way! I thought everyone liked sweaty, mouth-breathing guys clutching beers and staring at your chest. I am sure if they polled gay dudes, the numbers would be very different.
I like a confident fellow, I won’t lie – but a sloppy drunk isn’t my cup of tea. I’m not looking to date someone who can’t stand. And I’m certainly not looking to date someone who can’t speak or stand! Mostly, ’cause usually I am having trouble speaking and standing…So, I won’t someone to hold ME up!
The other thing that is a bit odd about this study is that it is from Australia. Have you ever been? EVERYONE in Australia is hot. Everyone. The garbage-men in Australia look like models. Those convict and swimmer genes have really combined to make a handsome population.
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