Loud and Queer

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He is one of fashion’s biggest sellers.  His designs, stunningly unusual and intoxicating.  But, underneath his wacky hat and edgy hairstyle, was evidently the malformed brain of a stupid racist.

John Galliano, the super-fashionista for Christian Dior, faced SIZZLING allegations  of making illegal anti-Semitic remarks as a video surfaced of Mr. Galliano appearing to deliver a tirade in a Paris bar.

Mr. Galliano, 50, arrived Monday at a police station in Paris to answer an accusation  that he had verbally abused a French couple last week at the bar, La Perle. The pencil-pushers at Dior acted immediately, and Galliano was suspended Friday after the incident was reported.  Hello People! When will you learn to keep your racist crap to yourself!

The video, posted on the Web site of the British tabloid The Sun, appears to show a separate incident at the same bar. In it, Mr. Galliano appears to taunt other patrons, declaring in a slurred super-drunky voice that “people like you would be dead,” and that “your mothers, your forefathers” would all be “gassed.”

Amazing, right?  What the hell is this guy smoking, drinking, and injecting?  Cuckoo!

But Galliano wasn’t done yet….He added, “I love Hitler.”

Now that is just crazy! A gay (I think he is gay) FRENCH fashion designer who loves Hitler? Self-hate much?

As the video started circulating online Monday, executives from Dior a held emergency meetings about how to respond. But, under French law it is a crime to incite racial hatred. The statute has been applied in the past to punish anti-Semitic speech.  So Galliano was carted off to jail! Get ready to get your boy-pussy plugged you piece of crap!

Called fashion’s “bad boy” for his flamboyant and provocative style, Mr. Galliano had helped to energize Dior since he joined it in 1996 as creative director, increasing sales.

Oscar winning Natalie Portman, who recently signed an endorsement deal with Dior for its Miss Dior Chérie perfume, had been expected to wear a Galliano design for the Academy Awards ceremony Sunday night. Instead, Ms. Portman, who is a BIG Jew, wore a gown from the fashion house Rodarte. When Ms. Portman was asked about Mr. Galliano’s suspension by a reporter in the press room at the Oscars, a freaked out and well-paid publicist screamed at her to close her damn trap! No talky!

There was no red carpet for Mr. Galliano as he walked into a Paris police station Monday, engulfed by photographers straining to capture an image of the designer, his face obscured partly by a wide-brimmed hat tacked with a sprig of pink and white flowers.

I don’t ask a lot from my music videos.  After Thriller, who can compete?

All I need is some hot boys, some dance moves, and a whole lot of passion.

Take, this tasty treat from the University of Arkansas!  It features

• straight boys (i think?), acting fab-ulous !
• shirtlessness
• fist pumping
• cute hates
• light vogue-ing
• katy perry
• homo-eroticism

Hey, if you can’t see a video above (and I am not a tech guy so don’t ask why) just click your friendly little cursor RIGHT HERE and go directly to YouTube to check it out.  Dick is looking out for you and does not want you to miss this one!

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Facebook LOVES/HEARTS/EMBRACES the gays!

Zuckerberg and his super-rich cronies in Cupertino made an incredible change to the world’s numero uno social media site…

Facebook now recognizes civil unions and domestic partnerships as relationship statuses!  Your gay love is now able to be displayed to all your friends, family, and foes!

“When millions of Facebook users see these relationship status options, they gain a greater understanding of the legal inequalities faced by loving and committed same-sex couples in so many states today,” said Jarrett Barrios, president of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation.

Speaking of Facebook, the gang here at GayLive Network has decided to make a NEW Facebook for us!  We have our old page, the 1800GayLive page; and now a pretty-pretty new page for GayLiveNetwork !   Check out the NEW one – cause that is where the HOTTNESS is going to be gurrrlllllll….

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Hair, build, eyes, clothing, shoes…where do your eyes go first?  What is your trigger? Dark brown hair? Jay Leno chin? Washboard abs? Big package?

I adore a boy with a nice butt.  I like a big booty actually.  Something to grab onto!  I also love a boy with a beard.  I’m all over dudes with Scruff right now.

What Is The First Thing You Notice About A Guy? Maybe it is not completely physical.  I base a big part of what I think about someone on his personality.

I notice his fashion sense. I know it sounds horrible to judge a book by its cover, but certain styles give off vibes that I like, while others mean that you have to show me that you aren’t what your clothes say you are.  I’m a big academic, and I’m not all that fashionable myself, but I like a guy that looks like a university student. Simple clothes, even just a hoodie and a pair of fitted jeans (not the type that you wear below your ass.

We here at GayLiveNetwork are curious about how our readers and customers would answer the question, “What Is The First Thing You Notice About A Guys?“  So, we’ve created a NEW POLL to find out who catches your eye!  Look over to the right of this blog, and play along! Help us, help you! If we know who or what you like, we can help make this blog – and the GayLiveNetwork – more “user” friendly!

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Science fact: New measurements find that the maximum length of a duck’s penis depends on the company he keeps. And in this case, it’s his fellow males who make the difference.

What this means, in English, is that boy ducks who hang around with other boy ducks usually have bigger bombers!

A drake’s (a male duck is a drake, stupid)  penis is not a constant.  It doesn’t stick around all year.   Did you know it actually wastes away at the end of one breeding season and then regrows as the next season begins? It would be like if you lost your schling-schlong after every weekend.  Or it just fell off as you got of the last Atlantis Cruise.

Duck dick regrowth varies in length or timing, all of it depending on whether males have to compete with a bunch of other guys, said Patricia Brennan of Yale University.  Her new measurements offer the first evidence that social circumstances influence penis growth, she reported at the annual meeting of the Animal Behavior Society.  I’d also like Pat to look at her choices, and look at her life. She spends her day talking about duck dick. I mean…Wow. She’s less important to the cosmic make-up of the universe then I am.

Isn’t this fascinating?  Did you also know that in many birds, males don’t grow specialized organs to deliver sperm. This explains why I never see ding-dongs hanging off the pigeons in the park. I just thought they were tucking somehow.  Now ducks typically do have special wands for spermicide!  Their penises sometimes reaching considerable lengths, up to 9 inches!  WHAT!  That’s my preferred size.  Who knew ducks had such big packages!

That extra length may give a male duck (or drake)  a competitive advantage in delivering sperm when females have multiple mates. Duck-lover Pat Brennan’s past research has documented strong sexual conflict in ducks, with males forcing copulation and females employing strategies such as corkscrew-shaped vaginas, developed over the course of duck evolution, that apparently thwart male control of reproduction.

To see whether competition among males influences penis growth, Brennan housed some of her drakes in groups of seven to eight males with just five or six females. Other males lived with just one female, just like Three’s Company!

Drakes who hung out with other drakes grew penises 15 percent longer, and sometimes up to 25 percent longer, than drakes with no mating rivals, Brennan reported.

The corkscrew-shaped penis of a duck.   GROSS!

In the competitive groups ob bros, a few big males grew prodigious organs as if dominating the group. Other males grew more moderate penises, which started wasting away weeks earlier than those of dominant males or males with no competition.  This proves that size does matter. It always matters.

The results also shed light on how ducks became so well-endowed compared with other birds, Pat Duck-Fucker Brennan said. “It’s really likely that having a longer penis evolved in male-male competition.” Guy-versus-guy battles then could have started playing a role in battles between the sexes

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Attention fame-whores!  Under The Boardwalk Productions will hold their first casting calls for the next LGBT reality stars at the end of February in the City of Brotherly Love: Philadelphia. Those chosen will shoot the pilot this coming spring, and if the show is picked up, will be cast to live in a beach house at the New Jersey shore (Atlantic City, Ventnor, or Margate) for the coming summer, along with other exclusively LGBT castmates. The series is true reality; think Jersey Shore for homosexuals! Who wouldn’t want to be on that show?

The two sets of auditions will be held at Woody’s Bar. The first will be for those 18 through 20 years old, and will be held beginning at 4:00 PM on Wednesday, Feb 23rd. For those 21 and older who wish to audition, auditions will take place beginning at 2:00 PM on Saturday, February 26th. The audition is a simple videotaped interview.  And a complete STD screening. Sadly, if you don’t have some virus – you will not be getting on this show.  Try Toddlers and Tiaras….

Under the Boardwalk will be produced by Kate Siegel and Laura Bennett, and directed by Emmy-nominated director Kim Friedman. (Are they lesbians? Fabulous fruit-flys? Neither? Do you care?) The girls STRESS that they are not looking to be the LGBT version of the “Jersey Shore,”  but are instead focusing on finding new and original LGBT reality stars, characters that have never before been seen on television.

“We envision it to be a very sophisticated show; with each character having a unique and fresh take on the world; with the fact that they are LGBT providing the community and context,” says Friedman.  HA!  Oh Kim. Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim….Nobody wants that.  We want trainwrecks.  Give us a gay cross between Lisa Vanderpump and The Situation.  Please.  Think A-List but with less class and more money.

Other auditions are planned for New York and Atlantic City.

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Regular readers of this blog know we are big big BIG Zac Efron fans here. We adore him.  We dream about him.  Sometimes we make prostitutes dress up as him and pay them to gang-bang us in basketball gear.

In a new interview in The Advocate‘s , Saturday Night Live funny-man Jason Sudeikis talks about some of his gayer moments on SNL, like when he shrimped Zac Efron:

“Truth be told, I hadn’t done that in any of the rehearsals. I just did it on the air to screw with him. The scene is basically about an older brother teaching his younger brother how to get girls. Zac’s a nice guy, we got along really well, and he really enjoyed that scene. There was so much good energy by the time we did it for the show, I thought, I’m just going to try it and make him fight me, but I was able to overpower him and stick half his foot in my mouth.”

Later, we find out that Zac’s feet aren’t anymore special then yours or mine…

“I figured if anyone in the world has a clean foot, it’s got to be Zac Efron. [It tasted like] Just any old foot. That’s one of the nice things about life: It doesn’t matter how good-looking you are or how well your career’s going, all our feet taste the same.”

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Didier Jambart, 51, of France, is suing pharma giant GlaxoSmithKline, claiming that Requip, their drug he took to treat his Parkinson’s symptoms,turned him into a gambling and gay sex addict. I swear, I am NOT making this shit up!

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Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We’re expecting you.
Love, life’s sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.

The largest cruise ever aimed at the gay market kicks off this Sunday when Royal Caribbean’s two-month-old Allure of the Seas hits the sea loaded with more gays for a slut to sleep with then the most hungry of whores can handle.  The organizer of the voyage, Atlantis Events, Inc., says nearly 5,400 queens have signed up for the seven-night Eastern Caribbean sailing, which begins in Fort Lauderdale and includes stops in St. Thomas and St. Maarten.

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

Atlantis Events chartered the 225,282-ton Allure of the Seas, one of the world’s two largest cruise ships, from Royal Caribbean for the week — the first time the ship has been chartered to an outside company.

Love won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)

Since the demise of the circuit party scene, cruises have been the hottest ticket in town for the go-go gay party boys.  Atlantis Events is the world’s largest company specializing in gay vacations, and it traditionally offers several cruises a year on chartered ships. The company says demand for the Allure of the Seas sailing has been so strong that it already has chartered the vessel for a second gay cruise to take place in January 2012. The Western Caribbean voyage will go on sale on Feb. 23.

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

“Our guest response to this first Allure of the Seas sailing was incredible, with the charter selling out in three weeks with no advertising whatsoever,” Atlantis CEO Rich Campbell says. “We knew they would love this cruise, but had no idea just how strong the response would be.”

Atlantis says it has lined up an array of queer comedians, singers, cabaret stars and performance artists for Sunday’s sailing.

But, besides the entertainment – this ship of fools is one helluva marvel.  Allure of the Seas is 16 decks high, stretches nearly 1,200 feet long and boasts such never-before-seen-at-sea features as an open-air “central park” with live trees and a family-friendly amusement area called Boardwalk. Other than Oasis, no other cruise ship comes close to it in size.  Perfect for the homos! The bigger the better!

Love won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It’s
LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
It’s the Love Boat-ah! It’s the Love Boat-ah!

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Hey Sluts!

Me and the braintrust here at Gay Live Network are curious about your upcoming holiday. No, not Groundhog’s Day…Valentine’s Day!

To better server our readers, customers, and other perverts that we love to interact with on a daily basis (Hi Dad!), we have a red-hot NEW poll for you! If you take it, the little Cupid at the left will bop over to your house and give you some chocolate. And his penis.

But, back to the poll….We want to know:

What would make the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for you?

• A fancy dinner followed by a lavish Broadway show.
• A casual dinner and a movie.
• Just a box of chocolates and flowers is plenty.
• He doesn’t have to get me anything, he’s my Valentine every day!
• Screw the gifts, I just want sex and lots of it!
• Dinner, a movie, presents, and plenty of sex. I want it all!
• I’m flying solo this Valentine’s Day, so call me!

So my sweets, please share with us your deepest Valentine’s Day desires…The poll can be taken, just to your right of this little post! Tell me your thoughts. Speak your needs, lover! Open your heart to me, baby.  I’ll hold the lock and you hold the key. Open your heart to me, darlin’.  I’ll give you love if you, you turn the key.