Today, we are taking a departure from our normal scintillating chit-chat about gossip and hot bodies to dive into some fascinating education.
Recently, my pals at GayLive Network did a phone survey asking their clients why they choose to speak live with one guy over another…(For those of you who have never been to the party that IS GayLive, you are missing out – but here is the skinny. You dial in, listen to some hot vocal profiles from REAL men/boys/twinks/daddies in your area, and then you get to WERQ! )
The exact question asked was: What makes you chose one guy over another to speak live with?
Gay Live got over 300 responses and were fascinated with the results! So over the next few days, I am going to analyze and share with you the findings! Maybe it can help you with your sex life!
Today, I’ve decided to boil the whole thing down for you into a top ten list! I’m like a gay Dave Letterman!
10) Race/Ethnicity – Shocking! I am shocked! This one kind of surprised me, but I guess I am just a whore. I will sleep with anyone. Black, white, orange, green, purple…I embrace the rainbow.
9) Age – No shit Sherlock! Age is always a factor. If you want a Daddy to bounce on, you aren’t going to be chitty-chatty with the hot college-twink. (Or vice versa!)
8 ) Good Personality – Chemistry is so important, and when you are sifting through the dozens and dozens of profiles on Gay Live, you need to find one that you click with!
7) Good Conversation – Before you get to the nitty-gritty sexy time, some conversation is required. Unless, of course, you don’t speak the same language. But, for those of you operating on the same wavelength – a decent conversation is a must. I’ve certainly made-out with people who bored me silly or annoyed me raw…But, a good conversation can go a long long way to making my fun time more fun.
6) Seriousness – DO NOT BE ON HERE TO PLAY. No Ma’am! I am looking for some hot action, and I need it NOW. Be serious. Be real. And be ready. Bring it!
5) Good Description – Sell yourself! Don’t do this: “I’m slightly over-weight and balding with a minor case of death breath.” CLICK. “I am hairless except for my knuckles with a distended anus..” CLICK!
4) Location, location, location…Just like buying property, when you are negotiating some hot sexual action, the “where” is a very big question.
3) Compatible Interests – I like sex. You like sex. I like penises. You like penises. But sometimes, liking penises is just not enough. Maybe you like hockey! Score! But maybe you like carving gnomes out of wood. Foul!
2) Sincerity – Translation: “Don’t dick me around!”
1) Sound/Voice – The telephone is an audial medium. If you’ve got some funky Barry White deep sexy tones going on – my pants will probably melt off before the phone hits the receiver. On the other hand, if you sound like Hannibal Lechter and Urkel’s love child – the phone is just going to hit the receiver.
So, those are the findings of the very scientific and super-logical Gay Live poll. What do you think? When you dial into Gay Live, what gets your motor running – or shuts you off completely?