Loud and Queer

Apple’s ah-mazing tablet, the iPad2, is the ultimate gift for any gay during the holiday.  So wonderful. So neat.

It’s sleek, sexy, chic, rad…Undeniably cool. The iPad2 looks like a giant iPod and the look supersizes quite nicely. And what faggot doesn’t like a super-size of anything?  So yeah, if you love your iPod – you will cream your panties over the iPad2.  All the fun of the original iPad, but now BETTER!

Now, almost every good little (and big bad) boy is going to be BEGGING for an iPad2 from Santa this year.  So, if you are smart you will hedge your bets.  The naughty little elves at GayLive Network are giving an iPad2 away!

Giving it away! FREEBIES!  All you have to do is: visit the GayLive Network website and sign-up for one of our fabulous new profiles!  GayLive Network has introduced these profiles to make your hooking up easier and more fun.  Not only do these profiles give your flirting a whole new dimension – they are totes revolutionary!  Nobody – not Facebook or Manhunt – has this kind of audio AND visual ability.

So, head over there NOW and COMPLETE a PROFILE (the WHOLE thing! No loose ends! ) and also upload at least ONE photo, AND does this by 12/20 -  YOU will be entered to win a brand new iPad2!  Plus, your sexy time is going to go thru the ROOF!

Visit the Facebook Page for more details.

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Hello Lovers!

Today, we are taking a departure from our normal scintillating chit-chat about gossip and hot bodies to dive into some fascinating education.

Recently, my pals at GayLive Network did a phone survey asking their clients why they choose to speak live with one guy over another…(For those of you who have never been to the party that IS GayLive, you are missing out – but here is the skinny. You dial in, listen to some hot vocal profiles from REAL men/boys/twinks/daddies in your area, and then you get to WERQ! )

The exact question asked was: What makes you chose one guy over another to speak live with?

Gay Live got over 300 responses and were fascinated with the results! So over the next few days, I am going to analyze and share with you the findings! Maybe it can help you with your sex life!

Today, I’ve decided to boil the whole thing down for you into a top ten list! I’m like a gay Dave Letterman!

10) Race/Ethnicity – Shocking! I am shocked! This one kind of surprised me, but I guess I am just a whore. I will sleep with anyone. Black, white, orange, green, purple…I embrace the rainbow.

9) Age – No shit Sherlock!  Age is always a factor.  If you want a Daddy to bounce on, you aren’t going to be chitty-chatty with the hot college-twink. (Or vice versa!)

8 ) Good Personality – Chemistry is so important, and when you are sifting through the dozens and dozens of profiles on Gay Live, you need to find one that you click with!

7) Good Conversation –  Before you get to the nitty-gritty sexy time, some conversation is required. Unless, of course, you don’t speak the same language. But, for those of you operating on the same wavelength – a decent conversation is a must. I’ve certainly made-out with people who bored me silly or annoyed me raw…But, a good conversation can go a long long way to making my fun time more fun.

6) Seriousness – DO NOT BE ON HERE TO PLAY.  No Ma’am! I am looking for some hot action, and I need it NOW.  Be serious. Be real. And be ready. Bring it!

5) Good Description –   Sell yourself! Don’t do this:  “I’m slightly over-weight and balding with a minor case of death breath.”  CLICK.  “I am hairless except for my knuckles with a distended anus..” CLICK!

4) Location, location, location…Just like buying property, when you are negotiating some hot sexual action, the “where” is a very big question.

3) Compatible Interests – I like sex. You like sex. I like penises. You like penises. But sometimes, liking penises is just not enough. Maybe you like hockey! Score! But maybe you like carving gnomes out of wood. Foul!

2) Sincerity – Translation: “Don’t dick me around!”

1) Sound/Voice – The telephone is an audial medium. If you’ve got some funky Barry White deep sexy tones going on – my pants will probably melt off before the phone hits the receiver.  On the other hand, if you sound like Hannibal Lechter and Urkel’s love child – the phone is just going to hit the receiver.

So, those are the findings of the very scientific and super-logical Gay Live poll.  What do you think? When you dial into Gay Live, what gets your motor running – or shuts you off completely?

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Facebook LOVES/HEARTS/EMBRACES the gays!

Zuckerberg and his super-rich cronies in Cupertino made an incredible change to the world’s numero uno social media site…

Facebook now recognizes civil unions and domestic partnerships as relationship statuses!  Your gay love is now able to be displayed to all your friends, family, and foes!

“When millions of Facebook users see these relationship status options, they gain a greater understanding of the legal inequalities faced by loving and committed same-sex couples in so many states today,” said Jarrett Barrios, president of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation.

Speaking of Facebook, the gang here at GayLive Network has decided to make a NEW Facebook for us!  We have our old page, the 1800GayLive page; and now a pretty-pretty new page for GayLiveNetwork !   Check out the NEW one – cause that is where the HOTTNESS is going to be gurrrlllllll….

How are you celebrating the holidays?

Cuddled up under the tree, unwrapping gifts with that special someone? Spreading your legs wide and making snow angels with a cute elf?  Or, are you going to be sitting alone in your jammies watching TV and stuffing your fat mouth with Christmas cookies?  Even if you are a swinging single, or headed out of town, you still won’t have any problem finding three (or more…) wise men!

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Our frisky little friends at the Gay Live Network want to help you have a ho-ho-ho-ish holiday.  They’ve come up with an amazing offer that is sure to stuff your stocking. Every new member gets 50% off the normal rate! Basically, they get 3 days for $4.99! Did you just fall out of your chair? I know I did! You can’t buy smokes for $4.99!

This promo starts TODAY and runs until 1/3.

So dive in my little reindeer!  Find a stud and take him under the mistletoe!

Here come the holidays!  In just a few days, Americans will begin a long string of celebrations.  We start off with the day we celebrate football, turkey, imperialism, and serious alcohol intake due to overwhelming influence from negative family members. Hello Thanksgiving!

To help you this week, when you are either traveling home to some bumble-fuck town you grew up in, or forced to spend way to much time with hillbilly relatives, our friends at GayLive Network are offering all my dear readers an incredible  Thanksgiving special.  It’s their way of making sure you get really STUFFED on Turkey Day…

It starts TODAY, Tuesday 11/23 .   There are really two offers, one for new members that start now and a variety of different offers for existing members that begin on Thanksgiving.  It’s like a sexual buffet! I am going to focus on you newbies – I’m a big fan of fresh meat – so here is what you GLN virgins are going to get with your cranberry.

·         New Member Offer Only –
o   Talk all you want for 3 Days for just $4.99, THE LOWEST PRICE EVER!
o   Offer begins 11/23 and expires at 11:59PM Eastern on 11/30.
o   New Members Only (MUST BE FRESH!)
o   One Time Only.

$4.99? Can you believe that? It’s cheaper then a slice of pumpkin pie…And Lord knows GayLive slices are way more calorie-free then what your Granny is cooking up!  Doesn’t that just sound delicious? 

Now, for those of you who have already sampled some white and dark meat, as I said – there is an offer for you GLN veterans.

·         Existing Member Offer –
o   Starting on  Thanksgiving, a special deal for existing customers too!
o   Contact Customer Service or Use The Automated Purchase System over the phone to get details
o   Limited Time Offer!  Hurry, hurry, hurry! Quick, quick, quick!

What an incredible deal!  GayLive Network is going to make it so easy for you to find a new friend to play Pilgrims and Indians with……Let the holiday action begin!

If you are anything like me, you get weak in the knees and hard in the crotch every time the video vixens at GayLive Network release one of these smoking hot videos.  I won’t yap away too much, since a picture is worth a thousand words….That would mean, this video is worth a thousand volumes!

No video above?  No problem.  Click here and you’ll be magically transported away!

Now, for our second installment for our amazing behind-the-scenes, Boys In Briefs series!

This one has me totally GA-GA-GAY-GAY.  Tell me that you can honestly watch this video the whole way through without wanting to like your screen?  I think I shorted out my lap top dripping saliva on the keyboard!  Lord have mercy!

Another option… Click Here.  It’s all about having options!

For the millions of readers who dive into this site like I dive into a pork pie, you all might have known some small changes.

We’ve did a little tweaking to the site to make it more user-friendly.  We’ve dusted off some old knick-knacks and freshly painted some of the old

I want it now!

queens that were lying around…But most importantly, we’ve changed our name!

(Drum roll please……)

1800GayLive is now The GayLive Network!

GayLive Network is still the hottest phone service, where you can find gay, str8, curious and bi men of all types. No matter what the name, if you are looking for a tasty treat in a multitude of area codes, GayLive Network is here for you! ( I could go on, and on, and on…but go HERE for more deets…

Still not convinced? How about if these generous bitches give you a free trial?  Free?  FREE?  Did yoru ears just perk up?  Free love for FREE!  Put that wallet away for a moment, and go right HERE…

My fav feature is the SAMPLES!  You get to hear a little audio sneak-peek of what the dudes sound like on the GayLive Network. Check it out!  I guarantee one of those voices will twist your nuts a bit.

So hurry-hurry-super-scury over to the new GayLive Network website, and meet some MEAT!

I was recently at a Underwear Party on Fire Island.  There, I realized how sexy a boy is in a nice pair of briefs.  I mean, sure, a naked boy is also sexy – but their is something sexual and mysterious and sneaky and cozy and clean-cut but yet dirty as well as hot and nasty.

Sooooooooooo, imagine my delight when the geniuses at 1800GayLive trot out the first in a series of smoking underwear videos!  Woo-Hoo!

You can also CLICK HERE to see the video.

Here is something to take your mind off your hum-drum work day.  Watch our 1800GayLive models get themselves all gussied up and pretty!  Not that these hotties needed much work to be stunning!

If you can’t see the video above, click here.